Taking “naps” sounds so childish… I prefer to call them ‘horizontal life pauses’ B-)
Excited Yet Can’t Watch
At a Birthday Party, I dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all the balloons:D Today this kid is known as Justin BieberX_X
Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8
HOBBITS UNITE!
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I hate when people see me at the super market
& they’re like: “hey! what are you doing here”?
im just like: “Oh you know hunting cows”
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| Stranger 1-Hi |
| Stranger 2-Hello |
| Stranger 1- ϑ'm Good |
| Stranger 2- ϑ didn't ask how ƴσυ doing |
